A haiku about working in retail
Why’d you put that there
That’s not where you got that from
You lazy asshole
(Source: vashta--neurotic, via memorian)
And by that I mean the whole stupid, foolhardy concept. I’ve said before that if you really believe there’s a horde of attractive women faking interest in nerdy things just to get your attention, you have a massive case of unwarranted self-importance, and I still believe that. I also believe…
(Source: randomredux)
The Heat (2013)
I AM DYING… THE AWESOME IS LITERALLY KILLING ME.
(Source: kswhateverspace, via lunoboom)
Why’d you put that there
That’s not where you got that from
You lazy asshole
(Source: vashta--neurotic, via memorian)
